Why is this news? (A 22-year-old Fairbanks man was arrested for allegedly urinating on a bouncer at a bar on Sunday morning. The bouncer at Kodiak Jack's told police that he was trying to remove another man from the bar for causing a disruption) I be peeing on mother fuckers all the time... I mean when one goes to work at a bar and chooses the profession of "bouncing" would one not be ready for such Shenanigans? Has the 1989 film noir classic, Roadhouse taught you nothing? . Dalton "The best damn cooler in the business" says, all you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary Three, be nice., that is until it is time to not be nice! Now had the "bouncer" watched this movie, he could have avoided being a piss target! Rent Roadhouse asap!!!! FAIRBANKS, Alaska – A 22-year-old Fairbanks man w