Pinklatex -Legacy

This week the Pinklatex show will explore the twisted and fantastic worlds Kirk Cameron and Tom Cruise... Xenu verses Born again Christ... who will win the epic battle? So on the red side, we have the Crazy ass ex TV heart Throb Kirk "your going to hell and God hates gays" Cameron and on the Blue side we have Tom "you just know it, I mean hahahahah you just ya know? um Scientology is going to save the world and hahah yes, Because a scientologist does" Cruise Who will win who will lose... Crazy Verses Crazy.... Tune in Thursday night at 10pm for the fun While your thinking... watch this....Bill is such a douche and Kirk is a fucking moron. And well Tom... Oh tom.... for more fun... take there quizes... Kirk's Quiz *** like a Dante's Inferno walk to hell....*** You will have to skip the intro and click on #1... they changed it, this quiz was so much more fun a year ago..... QUIZ FOR YOUR SOUL and Toms Quiz find out why Scit

Check it out, Danvers State Hospital has a twin located in New York, Hudson River, located in Poughkeepsie, New York... It wicked pissed me the fuck off when they tear down beautiful Victorian architecture. I encourage everyone to sign petitions to keep these landmark buildings standing in your state. You can locate them online often. I signed the Danvers State Petition, but most of it got knocked down anyway, and the company that purchased the property didn't keep their promise and is getting rid of more all in the name of crappy condos. Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure they are being dragged into court. Enjoy when all those poor fuckers move out, because everything is haunted. Good luck. What goes around comes around, bitches. Look at the similarities between Danvers State Hospital and Hudson River Hospital... In addition to both being super creepy, abandoned, and haunted. This is Danvers State Hospital while they were tearing it down, assholes! And,

  A late night conversation with Jeffrey and Pinky. two of us had taken our night time meds. This is an IM convo... J: My uncle does very bizarre shit when driving and it totally freaks me out. I am so worried he will become like Mayo (a really old lady with dementia) and talk about dogs and animals and have Pica (that weird condition where demented ppl. are obsessed with eating non-food items... STILL J: I am going to this place tonight which you would LOVE. It's called "the morgue"it looks like a church, but it's not a church. The building is a church building, though. Beth and I went inside once. Some of it was beautiful and some of it was just plain strange. The part full of flowers and HUGE GOLDEN BUDDHAS, was so cool and beautiful. But the parts that had pictures of hot German studs and bowls of fake blood were a bit off.  What was really strange is that it is full of crucifixions-- big ones-- w/ skeletons on the cross that have HUGE dildos sticking

Is there anything that you do that is a ritual? Nick: no like what? Pink: Like something you do everyday? Something you have to do Nick: Like pee when you wake up? Jerk off in the shower? Pink: no not like pee, like pop zits on your face everyday, every night even when there are no zits to pop… Nick: oh no Pink: You are fucking boring, go kill yourself… Nick: nice Pink: No Nick, really fuck off… Nick: well, I do tweeze hairs from inside my nostrils everyday. Pink: Oh hell ya now your speaking my language. Nick: Ya, I know a girl who has really long black nose hairs and it bothers the shit out of me to talk to her, because I see the hair blowing in the breeze and It makes me ill…. Pink: Do you like want to stab her face off? Nick: ya well because of this; I now tweeze my nose hairs everyday… I carry tweezers in my wallet. Pink: hmm… I can understand that Nick: you? Pink: me? Me what? Nick: wtf ??? What is your thing? Pink: ehh no don’t really have a thing.. Nick: FUCK YOU Pink: hmm ok l

My date with "slap me and call me a bitch" Rusty: So I used to get wasted and call the party lines, that is where I met Gino..( a closeted "stylist” from the Boston's North End) . He seemed to be normal; I thought maybe he might be cool to get wasted with. So we go to a bar together and he starts droning on about I'm Italian and blah blah I cut hair and everyone thinks I’m gay, I’m not I mean I enjoy ass play and bears but I mean who doesn’t? Pink: How descriptive and honest of him. Let me get this straight, that convo made you consider that set of greasy nuts?  I will never understand you. Rusty: Gino loved his astrology,  he was a Taurus and enjoyed Pickup lines like "Hey what’s your sign?"  I thought, well he is quirky and maybe just maybe he'll be cool . Maybe he could color my roots for free? Maybe we could drink some frosty drinks and then go shopping. Pink: Well I mean, you broke  RULE #1!!  Never EVER meet anyone from a (phone

We received this crazed email at 2 am last night, from actor "JRM"  <-- br="" duh.="" henry="" king=""> This is obviously fake but non the less HYSTERICAL! We hope you enjoyed this fine bit of literature. Dear Pink: Upon furious research, It has come to my attention that you are spreading rumors about me via your show. There are a few thing's I'd like to clear up 1: I do not look like nor have I ever looked as though I have "Crystal Meth" eye.  I'm only slightly offended by being addressed as meth eye or coke eyes. Upon reading several reports containing these malicious lies, I have decided to tell my own story. Maybe that will clear things up for you and your "creativity killing" hounds. Whilst my taping my "hit" TV series, I found it pertinent to hone my craft, for taking my craft seriously is all I care about. So, I honed and I honed until I got it just right. Various life ex

Dad's "google" some funny shit -By Rusty I was at there house… I saw that great big apple shooting dirty looks at me from across and empty apple and cocks kitchen… That apple knew me, and wanted me to engage in its evil game… So I did, ya I did… Bill Gates doesn’t scare this dirty bitch. SO I sat down and touched the keyboard it was smooth and cool and point and click my way to what I imagine will be sick and twisted, so I can then call my friends and laugh for awhile… So starting the search I find a plethora of interesting searches Domestications country collectibles Heroin addiction Fishing shit, stamps and the snow white woods man REALLY?? Mad thumbs.com you know what that is right PORN fingerhut Opiate addiction staff infection staph? Daddy staph? wtf is cellulites Sears home center Treatment facilities fucking fish wallpaper and surgery Dude domestications for fuck sake this isn't even fun omg wow how disappointing oh no WAIT… here we go

obscure Rusty: going to Boston to catch the bus Rusty: Central Square Rusty: ok Pink: ok Pink: so one fine day in a  lovely  Massachusetts town... Rusty: Yes, I have seen them do each other it’s a greasy awkward train to hell Pink: I once was trapped under one of them and his tiny weenie peeny couldn’t get in so instead of screaming help rape I screamed Oh man, I won’t tell it will ruin your reputation…Ok moving along… Rusty: to Boston via central square Rusty: did we find that guy on the train in Boston? Pink: we were planning on going to Harvard square Pink: so we board the lovely 455 (the bus Rusty you pill popping slut) Rusty: and this raunchy thin David Bowie-esque guy rode with us all the way until the theater district Pink: haha Rusty: he had one blue eye and one green eye Rusty: it was a genetic defect he was defiantly David Bowie's illegitimate son Pink: David Bowie is pissed, that his son was burned and beaten by Mick Jaggers evil wife

Timothy: My uncle does very bizarre shit when driving and it totally freaks me out. I am so worried he will become like Mayo (a really old lady with dementia) and talk about dogs and animals and have Pica (that weird condition where demented ppl. are obsessed with eating non-food items... I am going to this totally bizarre place tonight which you would LOVE. It's called "the morgue" and it's i But it's not a church-- the building is a church building, though. Elizabeth and I went inside once. Some of it was beautiful and some of it was just plain strange. The part full of flowers and HUGE GOLDEN BUDDHAS was cool and beautiful. But the parts that had pictures of hot German studs and bowls of fake blood were a bit off-- and what was really strange is that it is full of crucifixions-- big ones-- w/ skeletons on the cross that have HUGE dildos sticking out of them. The weird old fat dude in platforms (like Michael Alig platform shoes) said that when a man is crucif

Perplexing. 1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish) 2. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING CRY for no reason, they get all hurt because you slapped em and called them a bitch, what's wrong with that? -Obviously Rusty. 3. When visitors show up unannounced when you're still sleeping, use your shit, then wake you and 'ask for food... then they stalk you until you feed them. Then they have the audacity to ask for a ride home... they don't give gas money!!! 4. People who are clearly balding but try to grow their bangs out... WTF? BANGS? REALLY? 5. Dick Pics. They never look good, no matter what you tell yourself. 6. People who keep clearing their throat. Fuckers be straight hacking to gain a few seconds of "thinking time" before answering a question.