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Roman Polanski arrested 31 years late

Celebrity Buzz The director was arrested in Switzerland on a 31-year-old international warrant and will likely be extradited to the US. Polanski was convicted of drugging and sleeping with 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in 1978; he fled the country before his sentencing. He has spent most of his time in France, which would not extradite him, and avoided traveling to countries that might. Polanski was on his way to the Zurich Film Festival. PARIS — Roman Polanski, the director of legendary films including “Chinatown” and “Rosemary’s Baby,” was arrested in Switzerland on a 31-year-old international warrant as he arrived to attend the Zurich Film Festival, the Swiss authorities said Sunday. Roman Polanski Related Director Guide: Roman Polanski Mr. Polanski was detained by the police Saturday upon his arrival at the Zurich airport, said Guido Balmer, a spokesman for the Swiss Federal Justice Department. The director was being held in provisional detention in preparation for a poss

The Fabulousness of Brian Krakow

I don't think Brian Krakow gets enough play. Why don't people remember the superb superness of Brian Krakow? Who watched My So Called Life? You watched it at some point back in the day, or in recent memory, perhaps, right. Ok, well, you probably know who Claire Danes is or perhaps Jared Leto, the singer for 30 Seconds to Mars, whose arm had to be amputated in Requiem for a Dream. WTF, what about Krakow? Does he get any play? Nope, just like in the show, for fuck's sake, Jordan Catalano gets all the poon. Is it because of his giant boofy blonde fro or the fact that he always looks very surprised? Well, you tell me, why do you not know who Brian Krakow is? Well, Devon says fuck you, my name is Devon, for the love of Christ, I am not Brian Krakow...eat my ass, I am so totally not fucking Brian Krakow, stop calling me Brian!!! I hate you. Die, die, die!!! Not Brian, arghhhh, my fucking name is Devon. I'll box your face. I was on Roswell, too, cunts, stop callin

New Craze, Earwax Cleaning & Removal! (Not For the Squeamish)

Oh and I found video evidence on Youtube of people all over the Western and Eastern world melting candle wax in their ears so that they could remove wax, probably wicked inadvisable, candle wax and putting shit in your ears in a non-medical environment, I would imagine can probably be pretty bad, please, for the love of fucking whatever deity you worship if any, go to an ear doctor!!! Alright, I know I am pretty obsessed with picking zits, ingrown hairs, and ear wax, but I don't know that I would go as far as to stick a fucking candle in my ear. That's pretty crazy, damn... I can't even see we are retarded Americans, because I found videos like this all over the globe in every culture, language, and race and creed!!! There are Indian and Asian dudes that walk the streets earning a living with a little circular metal rod picking earwax. Fucking gross, they are like street ear cleaners. You know what, I wouldn't mind that trade if not for the fact that people are dirt

The Pinklatex Show Psychic Tonight! Friday, April 3, 2009!!!

Tonight 9 pm EST!!! We have Psychic medium Jeffrey Justice on for FREE mini readings along with prank phone calls, sick humor and cat sound effects!

Rusty's Stigmata Affliction

Ok, as discussed on last week's Friday evening big episode of the Pinklatex Show, I have been very apparently afflicted with the wounds of Christ. Stigmata From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Stigmata are bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. The term originates from the line at the end of Saint Paul's Letter to the Galatians where he says, "I bear on my body the stígmata of Jesus" - stigmata is the plural of the Greek word ??????, stígma, a mark or brand such as might have been used for identification of an animal or slave. An individual bearing stigmata is referred to as a stigmatic. The causes of stigmata may vary from case to case, though supernatural causes have never been proven. Stigmata are primarily associated with the Roman Catholic faith. Many reported stigmatics are members of Catholic religious orders. The majority of reported stigmatics are female. Dude, I have totally been afflicted w

You can't pee on the BEST cooler in the business!

Why is this news? (A 22-year-old Fairbanks man was arrested for allegedly urinating on a bouncer at a bar on Sunday morning. The bouncer at Kodiak Jack's told police that he was trying to remove another man from the bar for causing a disruption) I be peeing on mother fuckers all the time... I mean when one goes to work at a bar and chooses the profession of "bouncing" would one not be ready for such Shenanigans? Has the 1989 film noir classic, Roadhouse taught you nothing? . Dalton "The best damn cooler in the business" says, all you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary Three, be nice., that is until it is time to not be nice! Now had the "bouncer" watched this movie, he could have avoided being a piss target! Rent Roadhouse asap!!!! FAIRBANKS, Alaska – A 22-year-old Fairbanks man w

The "Rapiest" Men of Craigslist Want to Date You!

Bring Your Trashbag, Duct Tape & Shovel! The "rapiest" men of Craigslist personals comin' atcha!!!! new to area - 24  hey ladies how u doin im 24 and own my own biz looking to meet some1 in the area new to town down for anything Dude, he totally collects scrap metal on the side of the road, the definition of the self-employed man up here in jucket country. He also has a rap sheet the size of a ream of dot matrix printer paper. He smokes a shitload of weed and is a weekend coke user. He has a meth lab in his basement where he will take you to show you his smelly balls. Looking for younger..... - 36 (Northern MA) Just not attracted to girls my age.....probably because i look way younger than 36. Any girls in there 20s into older guys??? Translation, I would like to control and beat the shit out of you. He likes little girls and probably is listed on a federal registry of some kind. Don't flatter yourself. You don't look younger than a