Bring Your Trashbag, Duct Tape & Shovel! The "rapiest" men of Craigslist personals comin' atcha!!!!
new to area - 24
hey ladies how u doin im 24 and own my own biz looking to meet some1 in the area new to town down for anything
Dude, he totally collects scrap metal on the side of the road, the definition of the self-employed man up here in jucket country. He
also has a rap sheet the size of a ream of dot matrix printer paper. He smokes a shitload of weed and is a weekend coke user. He has a meth lab in his basement where he will take you to show you his smelly balls.
Looking for younger..... - 36 (Northern MA)
Just not attracted to girls my age.....probably because i look way younger than 36. Any girls in there 20s into older guys???
Translation, I would like to control and beat the shit out of you. He likes little girls and probably is listed on a federal registry of some kind. Don't flatter yourself. You don't look younger than anyone else, you just wish you did.
Looking for gothic romance or friendship - 21 (Milford NH)
I am a real true born goth and always will be. I despise society and love the night life. In fact the chances of seeing me out in the sun are very rare. I have a steady second shift job at some crappy factory. Although I loathe many aspects of life I'm actually a pretty easy going guy. I love video games and hanging out doing whatever I can to stave off the boredom of this redneck town. Seriously tho I wish there was something open at night besides walmart, its pretty pathetic around here really. Anyways I'm dreadfully tired of the scumbags and retards that congregate around me and desperately crave someone to hate the world with. You dont HAVE to be goth to meet me but its always been a fantasy of mine to have a real gothic romance. Sigh... why do we have to be such a rare breed?
Send me an email if ya want to chat or hang out
-Nathan
Translation, I have no job. I was part of the trench coat mafia in school. I have no friends and am still a virgin. I drink blood, wear lots of shit my mommy bought me at hot topic, and in lieu of being a boring nerd, I like to be "different" and pretend noone understands me. I have no identity of my own. Pick me! Pick me! Sadly, you'd probably be way better off with this one than the other ones. He's entertaining but not terribly "rapey". He's not interesting enough to be "rapey".
leet get to know each other - 24 (Wakefield)
i'm a single 24 year old guy lokking for that special babygirl i like to have fun i do smoke(4:20). drink on ocassion,smoke ciggs well i'm new to this if you wanna talk im me on either aim or yahoo my s/n is TJM32707 for both. bye for now here is a pic
Wow, do you need me to comment on this. He's got a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, looks like he just committed a murder rape, not necessarily in that order, and just called you "babygirl".
new to area - 24
hey ladies how u doin im 24 and own my own biz looking to meet some1 in the area new to town down for anything
Dude, he totally collects scrap metal on the side of the road, the definition of the self-employed man up here in jucket country. He
also has a rap sheet the size of a ream of dot matrix printer paper. He smokes a shitload of weed and is a weekend coke user. He has a meth lab in his basement where he will take you to show you his smelly balls.
Looking for younger..... - 36 (Northern MA)
Just not attracted to girls my age.....probably because i look way younger than 36. Any girls in there 20s into older guys???
Translation, I would like to control and beat the shit out of you. He likes little girls and probably is listed on a federal registry of some kind. Don't flatter yourself. You don't look younger than anyone else, you just wish you did.
Looking for gothic romance or friendship - 21 (Milford NH)
I am a real true born goth and always will be. I despise society and love the night life. In fact the chances of seeing me out in the sun are very rare. I have a steady second shift job at some crappy factory. Although I loathe many aspects of life I'm actually a pretty easy going guy. I love video games and hanging out doing whatever I can to stave off the boredom of this redneck town. Seriously tho I wish there was something open at night besides walmart, its pretty pathetic around here really. Anyways I'm dreadfully tired of the scumbags and retards that congregate around me and desperately crave someone to hate the world with. You dont HAVE to be goth to meet me but its always been a fantasy of mine to have a real gothic romance. Sigh... why do we have to be such a rare breed?
Send me an email if ya want to chat or hang out
-Nathan
Translation, I have no job. I was part of the trench coat mafia in school. I have no friends and am still a virgin. I drink blood, wear lots of shit my mommy bought me at hot topic, and in lieu of being a boring nerd, I like to be "different" and pretend noone understands me. I have no identity of my own. Pick me! Pick me! Sadly, you'd probably be way better off with this one than the other ones. He's entertaining but not terribly "rapey". He's not interesting enough to be "rapey".
leet get to know each other - 24 (Wakefield)
i'm a single 24 year old guy lokking for that special babygirl i like to have fun i do smoke(4:20). drink on ocassion,smoke ciggs well i'm new to this if you wanna talk im me on either aim or yahoo my s/n is TJM32707 for both. bye for now here is a pic
Wow, do you need me to comment on this. He's got a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, looks like he just committed a murder rape, not necessarily in that order, and just called you "babygirl".
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