Pinklatex -Legacy

obscure Rusty: going to Boston to catch the bus Rusty: Central Square Rusty: ok Pink: ok Pink: so one fine day in a  lovely  Massachusetts town... Rusty: Yes, I have seen them do each other it’s a greasy awkward train to hell Pink: I once was trapped under one of them and his tiny weenie peeny couldn’t get in so instead of screaming help rape I screamed Oh man, I won’t tell it will ruin your reputation…Ok moving along… Rusty: to Boston via central square Rusty: did we find that guy on the train in Boston? Pink: we were planning on going to Harvard square Pink: so we board the lovely 455 (the bus Rusty you pill popping slut) Rusty: and this raunchy thin David Bowie-esque guy rode with us all the way until the theater district Pink: haha Rusty: he had one blue eye and one green eye Rusty: it was a genetic defect he was defiantly David Bowie's illegitimate son Pink: David Bowie is pissed, that his son was burned and beaten by Mick Jaggers evil...

Timothy: My uncle does very bizarre shit when driving and it totally freaks me out. I am so worried he will become like Mayo (a really old lady with dementia) and talk about dogs and animals and have Pica (that weird condition where demented ppl. are obsessed with eating non-food items... I am going to this totally bizarre place tonight which you would LOVE. It's called "the morgue" and it's i But it's not a church-- the building is a church building, though. Elizabeth and I went inside once. Some of it was beautiful and some of it was just plain strange. The part full of flowers and HUGE GOLDEN BUDDHAS was cool and beautiful. But the parts that had pictures of hot German studs and bowls of fake blood were a bit off-- and what was really strange is that it is full of crucifixions-- big ones-- w/ skeletons on the cross that have HUGE dildos sticking out of them. The weird old fat dude in platforms (like Michael Alig platform shoes) said that when a man is crucif...

Perplexing. 1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish) 2. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING CRY for no reason, they get all hurt because you slapped em and called them a bitch, what's wrong with that? -Obviously Rusty. 3. When visitors show up unannounced when you're still sleeping, use your shit, then wake you and 'ask for food... then they stalk you until you feed them. Then they have the audacity to ask for a ride home... they don't give gas money!!! 4. People who are clearly balding but try to grow their bangs out... WTF? BANGS? REALLY? 5. Dick Pics. They never look good, no matter what you tell yourself. 6. People who keep clearing their throat. Fuckers be straight hacking to gain a few seconds of "thinking time" before answering a question.