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Perplexing.

Perplexing.

1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish)

2. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING CRY for no reason, they get all hurt because you slapped em and called them a bitch, what's wrong with that? -Obviously Rusty.

3. When visitors show up unannounced when you're still sleeping, use your shit, then wake you and 'ask for food... then they stalk you until you feed them. Then they have the audacity to
ask for a ride home... they don't give gas money!!!

4. People who are clearly balding but try to grow their bangs out... WTF? BANGS? REALLY?
5. Dick Pics. They never look good, no matter what you tell yourself.

6. People who keep clearing their throat. Fuckers be straight hacking to gain a few seconds of "thinking time" before answering a question.
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