I don't think Brian Krakow gets enough play. Why don't people remember the superb superness of Brian Krakow? Who watched My So Called Life? You watched it at some point back in the day, or in recent memory, perhaps, right. Ok, well, you probably know who Claire Danes is or perhaps Jared Leto, the singer for 30 Seconds to Mars, whose arm had to be amputated in Requiem for a Dream.
WTF, what about Krakow? Does he get any play? Nope, just like in the show, for fuck's sake, Jordan Catalano gets all the poon. Is it because of his giant boofy blonde fro or the fact that he always looks very surprised? Well, you tell me, why do you not know who Brian Krakow is?
Well, Devon says fuck you, my name is Devon, for the love of Christ, I am not Brian Krakow...eat my ass, I am so totally not fucking Brian Krakow, stop calling me Brian!!! I hate you. Die, die, die!!! Not Brian, arghhhh, my fucking name is Devon. I'll box your face. I was on Roswell, too, cunts, stop calling me Brian Krakow. Don't you remember when I was in fucking My Girl 2? No, no, you just remember me as Brian Krakow. Burn in hell, douchebags!
Wow, "Brain" is pissed, Jordan Catalano always called him brain, because he was sort of dumb. Remember? Remember when he told Angela Chase he was dyslexic and she tutored him and let him copy her homework and crap? Yeah, but do you remember when Brian Krakow had to tutor him, I bet you don't. Brian is pissed.
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