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10 Dads Who Got Arrested

Oh shit, its the fifth member of fucking Journey! This will be on the news! Nice lips asshole!



He's happy. If he goes to jail he doesn't have to pay you or DOR. He gets three hot squares and a job scrubbing toilets and all the blowjobs a man could need, so he's ecstatic.


Jesus Christ Superstar, are you really who they say you are? No, Jesus would pay child support, loser.




Fuck, I've been caught, I thoughts that if you had more than one baby momma that made only one baby momma, dang.



Wrestling is my life, my kids are my minions (I would not want this guy as my dad, creepy, nice eyebrow)




Got any dust? He does, he spends lots of money on PCP, so he can't pay child support. Wow, you think he looks surprised now? wait until someone slips it in the back door.


Juggalo for life yall. (that pretty much says it all)




He was removed from the rave while worshiping Osiris. He was pissed, because he was building a pyramid in his back yard and thought he could go sleep in his sarcophagus, but NOOOOO! His party was interrupted, because he did not pay the queen of the Nile.




I like chicken, I like liver, meowmix, meowmix, please deliver. Its clear this douche has not been spending his child support cash on shampoo or toothpaste for that matter. Dear God!!! He smells like cheese.




(Rusty is a dink, and has no clue Gregg Allman is still alive and kicken, so I plan to let her think he is dead) (this is an old post, he was alive at this point) 
Didn't Gregg Allman die, are we sure?
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to go out into the sun when you are wearing your hat on the roof while working as a roofer under the table as not to pay child support to your 7 babies mamas?


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