Pinklatex -Legacy

Is there anything that you do that is a ritual? Nick: no like what? Pink: Like something you do everyday? Something you have to do Nick: Like pee when you wake up? Jerk off in the shower? Pink: no not like pee, like pop zits on your face everyday, every night even when there are no zits to pop… Nick: oh no Pink: You are fucking boring, go kill yourself… Nick: nice Pink: No Nick, really fuck off… Nick: well, I do tweeze hairs from inside my nostrils everyday. Pink: Oh hell ya now your speaking my language. Nick: Ya, I know a girl who has really long black nose hairs and it bothers the shit out of me to talk to her, because I see the hair blowing in the breeze and It makes me ill…. Pink: Do you like want to stab her face off? Nick: ya well because of this; I now tweeze my nose hairs everyday… I carry tweezers in my wallet. Pink: hmm… I can understand that Nick: you? Pink: me? Me what? Nick: wtf ??? What is your thing? Pink: ehh no don’t really have a thing.. Nick: FUCK YOU Pink: hmm ok l...

My date with "slap me and call me a bitch" Rusty: So I used to get wasted and call the party lines, that is where I met Gino..( a closeted "stylist” from the Boston's North End) . He seemed to be normal; I thought maybe he might be cool to get wasted with. So we go to a bar together and he starts droning on about I'm Italian and blah blah I cut hair and everyone thinks I’m gay, I’m not I mean I enjoy ass play and bears but I mean who doesn’t? Pink: How descriptive and honest of him. Let me get this straight, that convo made you consider that set of greasy nuts?  I will never understand you. Rusty: Gino loved his astrology,  he was a Taurus and enjoyed Pickup lines like "Hey what’s your sign?"  I thought, well he is quirky and maybe just maybe he'll be cool . Maybe he could color my roots for free? Maybe we could drink some frosty drinks and then go shopping. Pink: Well I mean, you broke  RULE #1!!  Never EVER meet anyone from a (phone ...

We received this crazed email at 2 am last night, from actor "JRM"  This is obviously fake but non the less HYSTERICAL! We hope you enjoyed this fine bit of literature. Dear Pink: Upon furious research, It has come to my attention that you are spreading rumors about me via your show. There are a few thing's I'd like to clear up 1: I do not look like nor have I ever looked as though I have "Crystal Meth" eye.  I'm only slightly offended by being addressed as meth eye or coke eyes. Upon reading several reports containing these malicious lies, I have decided to tell my own story. Maybe that will clear things up for you and your "creativity killing" hounds. Whilst my taping my "hit" TV series, I found it pertinent to hone my craft, for taking my craft seriously is all I care about. So, I honed and I honed until I got it just right. Various life experience helps me to perfect my craft as you will understand upon reading further....

Dad's "google" some funny shit -By Rusty I was at there house… I saw that great big apple shooting dirty looks at me from across and empty apple and cocks kitchen… That apple knew me, and wanted me to engage in its evil game… So I did, ya I did… Bill Gates doesn’t scare this dirty bitch. SO I sat down and touched the keyboard it was smooth and cool and point and click my way to what I imagine will be sick and twisted, so I can then call my friends and laugh for awhile… So starting the search I find a plethora of interesting searches Domestications country collectibles Heroin addiction Fishing shit, stamps and the snow white woods man REALLY?? Mad thumbs.com you know what that is right PORN fingerhut Opiate addiction staff infection staph? Daddy staph? wtf is cellulites Sears home center Treatment facilities fucking fish wallpaper and surgery Dude domestications for fuck sake this isn't even fun omg wow how disappointing oh no WAIT… here we go...