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I tweeze my nose hairs everynight....

Is there anything that you do that is a ritual?
Nick: no like what?
Pink: Like something you do everyday? Something you have to do
Nick: Like pee when you wake up? Jerk off in the shower?
Pink: no not like pee, like pop zits on your face everyday, every night even when there are no zits to pop…
Nick: oh no
Pink: You are fucking boring, go kill yourself…
Nick: nice
Pink: No Nick, really fuck off…
Nick: well, I do tweeze hairs from inside my nostrils everyday.
Pink: Oh hell ya now your speaking my language.
Nick: Ya, I know a girl who has really long black nose hairs and it bothers the shit out of me to talk to her, because I see the hair blowing in the breeze and It makes me ill….
Pink: Do you like want to stab her face off?
Nems Nose Hair Any Bidders?
Nick: ya well because of this; I now tweeze my nose hairs everyday… I carry tweezers in my wallet.
Pink: hmm… I can understand that
Nick: you?
Pink: me? Me what?
Nick: wtf ??? What is your thing?
Pink: ehh no don’t really have a thing..
Nick: FUCK YOU
Pink: hmm ok let me think… um, well
Nick: come on now..
Pink: I enjoy dressing up as a Jewish male, named Barry and making dating videos in my basement, I also Like calling party lines as a Russian mail order bride and forcing Homies and losers to get hardons then telling them I have a penis… Um I also at least 7 times a week put on orthopedic shoes and talk in an old lady voice … infact I named my old lady Alice
Nick: herb
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