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My date with "slap me and call me a bitch"



My date with "slap me and call me a bitch"

Rusty: So I used to get wasted and call the party lines, that is where I met Gino..( a closeted "stylist” from the Boston's North End) .
He seemed to be normal; I thought maybe he might be cool to get wasted with.
So we go to a bar together and he starts droning on about I'm Italian and blah blah I cut hair and everyone thinks I’m gay, I’m not I mean I enjoy ass play and bears but I mean who doesn’t?


Pink: How descriptive and honest of him. Let me get this straight, that convo made you consider that set of greasy nuts?  I will never understand you.

jepha looks like a used car salesman...

Rusty: Gino loved his astrology,  he was a Taurus and enjoyed Pickup lines like "Hey what’s your sign?"  I thought, well he is quirky and maybe just maybe he'll be cool . Maybe he could color my roots for free? Maybe we could drink some frosty drinks and then go shopping.

Pink: Well I mean, you broke  RULE #1!!  Never EVER meet anyone from a (phone party lines)  chat line… loser.
Everyone knows the lines are for unfortunate looking bums without jobs and still living with there baby Mama's.

Rusty: He had to ruin it with being a creepy submissive creep! (Later I thought maybe he could clean my house, had I had played my cards right)
We head on over to my place, ,he opens his bag reviling the cheapest fruit (Boones farm) wine. I was already wasted but "peach essence, Boones Farm"  was exactly what I needed to stop the dry heaving I experiencing from looking at him.

I took a moment and went into the bathroom but when I came out,  there he was with his large uncut  wang in his giant sweaty hands.
Being that I was drunk I pretended I didn't notice and starting making out with him. He stops me, Looks deep into my drunk eyes and says "Please slap me and call me a bitch" I can’t get off unless you slap me.
Holding back vomit while he continues to bed for a slap, I pull away and tell him "yeah, I'm really not into that, see yourself out".
He loved talking about religion and cigarettes, who would have thought he liked being slapped before "sexy time".

Pink: Fucking Catholics.





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