Ok, as discussed on last week's Friday evening big episode of the Pinklatex Show, I have been very apparently afflicted with the wounds of Christ.
Stigmata
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stigmata are bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. The term originates from the line at the end of Saint Paul's Letter to the Galatians where he says, "I bear on my body the stígmata of Jesus" - stigmata is the plural of the Greek word ??????, stígma, a mark or brand such as might have been used for identification of an animal or slave. An individual bearing stigmata is referred to as a stigmatic.
The causes of stigmata may vary from case to case, though supernatural causes have never been proven. Stigmata are primarily associated with the Roman Catholic faith. Many reported stigmatics are members of Catholic religious orders. The majority of reported stigmatics are female.
Dude, I have totally been afflicted with the stigmata. You have no idea. I'm wicked sick of speaking in tongues, but am astounded and very proud of my new found ability to translate ancient forms of Aramaic into perfect American English. Aren't you wicked excited!?
Well, I just wanted to share this miracle with all of our readers as well as our listeners, but I have shared it with our listeners on last week's show!
So, if you find any scrolls in clay urns in your back yard, bring it to the Russmeister. I can totally translate it for you! I speak fluent Latin also, but only when I am bleeding, like during my period, so wait a couple of weeks and I can hook you up!
The wounds of Christ suck, does anybody have any flesh colored putty or perhaps some gauze? When you guys go to the emergency room to get free prescription pills because you ran out of your monthly supply, please procure some gauze for me!!!
Stigmata
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stigmata are bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. The term originates from the line at the end of Saint Paul's Letter to the Galatians where he says, "I bear on my body the stígmata of Jesus" - stigmata is the plural of the Greek word ??????, stígma, a mark or brand such as might have been used for identification of an animal or slave. An individual bearing stigmata is referred to as a stigmatic.
The causes of stigmata may vary from case to case, though supernatural causes have never been proven. Stigmata are primarily associated with the Roman Catholic faith. Many reported stigmatics are members of Catholic religious orders. The majority of reported stigmatics are female.
Dude, I have totally been afflicted with the stigmata. You have no idea. I'm wicked sick of speaking in tongues, but am astounded and very proud of my new found ability to translate ancient forms of Aramaic into perfect American English. Aren't you wicked excited!?
Well, I just wanted to share this miracle with all of our readers as well as our listeners, but I have shared it with our listeners on last week's show!
So, if you find any scrolls in clay urns in your back yard, bring it to the Russmeister. I can totally translate it for you! I speak fluent Latin also, but only when I am bleeding, like during my period, so wait a couple of weeks and I can hook you up!
The wounds of Christ suck, does anybody have any flesh colored putty or perhaps some gauze? When you guys go to the emergency room to get free prescription pills because you ran out of your monthly supply, please procure some gauze for me!!!
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