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Saturday Night & Dead Ben Affleck

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Okay, so some Saturdays, I am miraculously allowed to leave my house and go do stuff. This includes support groups. Its one of my favorite past time activities. Yup, Rusty morphs into a veritable Chuck Palahniuk every free Saturday, sometimes Friday, also...
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So, to let you know what I have observed at various locations I attend, my very favorite character would be someone I refer to as "Dead Ben Affleck". He has a huge Ben Affleck head on his dead, malnutritioned body. He looks like what Ben Affleck would look like a week post mortem.
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So, if you were every curious about that, get with me on Saturdays. I can be your tour guide. I live in a rural location, we don't have fun things like blood borne pathogens. I will tease up my hair like Helena Bonham Carter is that is what gets you off. Just please for the love of god, break up the monotony and torture.

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